Archive for July, 2009

More one-liners

This summer has been so busy at work I haven’t had my usual amount of blogging time.  I apologize to the three people who read my blog! ;-) I was tired of looking at the same post so I thought I would put up a few more of the funny one-liners I had previously stolen from another blog.

**I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re okay now.

**The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

**What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

**Help stamp out and abolish redundancy.

**The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

I hope that you all have a great, relaxing weekend!!